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chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

(via pizza)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

(Source: heathledgers, via oswinsleaf)

carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

paranoidqueenofarendelle:

asssbuttofthelord:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

im sorry but if this scene didnt have at least 3000 people in it then idk what did

I do believe they meant 3000 individually animated and rendered people.

#atlantis has a bigger age gap

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

Divergent (2014) + Faction Symbols.

(Source: m--emrys, via 50shadesoftobias)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via multi-fandom-fangirling)

cumber-kitty:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

#also sounds like murder

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

(via multi-fandom-fangirling)