I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
Every time my phone buzzes I hope it’s you missing me.it never is, s. (via yball)
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
YEAH I GOT IT AT AN ODD NUMBER OF NOTES FUCK YEAH