yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
(Source: rnerrychristmas, via multi-fandom-fangirling)
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON
#also sounds like murder
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH